At The Brisbane Hotel, while squeezing myself through the crowd of hipsters, models, muscle guys in T-shirts (in winter no less!) and generally good looking people, I overheard this:
Guy #1: Aw man, I should’ve done a number 2 at home!
Guy #2: Shit man, I feel like a number 2 too!
Doesn’t that just break down the superficialities and pretentiousness in a split-second? And guess my expression when I heard this.