In a nice part of the neighbourhood, in a house called “Oztraya” …
Pauline: I don’t like Muslims. From now onwards, I don’t want any more Muslims in my house.
Mohammed: Erm hello, I’m still here?
Pauline: Who are you?
Pauline: You don’t look Middle-Eastern.
Mohammed: That’s because I’m not – I’m Albanian.
Pauline: Oh right, well then you look white. I suppose you are one of those Christian Muslims.
Mohammed: A what?
Pauline: You know, Muslims who pray with the Bible?
Mohammed: Muslims pray with the Qur’an, not the Bible.
Pauline: Whatever. I like what that James Baker guy said about revoking citizenship and deporting the families of convicted terrorists. I should have thought of that too. Bastard beat me to it.
Mohammed: But what if the families have been in this country for ages?
Pauline: No they haven’t. I’ve never seen any Muslims in Ipswich. You weren’t born here right?
Mohammed: Yes I was.
Pauline: Well then your parents weren’t, were they?
Mohammed: Yes they were. Look I have no problems with these kind of rules if they were applied to everyone equally.
Pauline: Too bad. Who asked you all to be terrorists?
Mohammed: We are not all terrorists but what you are saying is that if one of us is a terrorist, all of us have to leave and never come back?
Pauline: Too right.
Mohammed: So if you had your way, David Hicks and his parents gotta leave as well – where they gonna go? England? They were from here!
Pauline: Blah blah blah blah, that’s not my problem. Who asked them to have a terrorist son?
Mohammed: *sigh* You do realise that two of our next door neighbours are Muslims right? Aren’t you gonna piss them off with this?
Mohammed: Indonesia and Malaysia.
Pauline: See what happened when they let Muslims take over their country?!
Pauline: Look, you are giving me a headache now. I want you to leave.
Mohammed: If I leave, I want Wong to leave as well.
Wong: Hey! What’s this gotta do with me?
Pauline: He’s ok, he can stay. He’s still funny looking but at least he’s assimilated. And he can cook.
Mohammed: Ok forget the fact that most of us obey the law and pay our taxes, that you didn’t even know that I was Muslim until I said so, and that one of us even plays in the NRL, tell me how I can assimilate further so that I may stay.
Pauline: Here’s a bottle of booze. Drink it.
Mohammed: I don’t drink, I’m Muslim remember?
Pauline: AHA! Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
Inspired by true events. 😉
Hanson calls for halt to muslim immigration – National – smh.com.au
‘Christian Muslims’ welcome, says Hanson | NEWS.com.au
Muslims feel cut off, left isolated by fear – National – smh.com.au
Islam in Australia – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia