Work today was hellish. Two colleagues called in sick, and another got sent home in the middle of the day so that he can come back later to close up the office which one of the off-sick colleagues was meant to do. I was alone for 4 hours answering calls after calls after calls. Meanwhile, the support emails just kept piling up and the voice mail count increased at a scary pace.
I was stressed out, and impatient customers were pissed. It was not a good day at all and I’m sure management is gonna have some words about it.
I was so wound up when I left that when I got home, I quickly downed two bottles of beers in quick succession. I needed to mellow out the tension and it felt good. I also needed a laugh and what do you know … I stumbled across this on my colleague’s blog. (Thanks Sam via Phil!)
It’s funny because it’s true. But yeah, impure thoughts and all that. I feel dirty.