Wanting you to say yes and mean it too

July 19, 2013 10:45 PM

Women's logic
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Hey guys, ever had a conversation like this …

You: Ok yeah whatever you decide, I’m cool with it.
Girl: You don’t want me to do it?
You: I didn’t say that. Whatever makes you happy, I’m ok with it.
Girl: But you don’t really want me to do it, do you?
You: How many times do I have to say it? I’m fine with it. Really.
Girl: No, I want you to WANT ME to do it.
You: What???
Girl: I don’t want you to just say yes for me. I want you to be happy that I’m doing it.
You: Ok, I am happy that you are doing it.
Girl: No, you’re just saying that.
You: Arghghgh …. *curls into a foetal position and whimpers*

I know this about women so I go the opposite way. I say “no” to her.

Me: No.
Her: What do you mean, “no”?
Me: No, I don’t want you to do it.
Her: Why?
Me: I just don’t.
Her: You can’t just say that. There has to be a reason.
Me: Ok ok. There is a reason and it’s because I don’t like it.
Her: Why don’t you like it?
Me: I just don’t.
Her: There has to be a REASON! *glass shatters*
Me: Because I said so?
Her: *foaming at the mouth* Well you know what?! I’m gonna do it. It’s my life. Not even my father says no to me! Who the hell do you think you are?! Saying no to me??? And don’t talk to me for the rest of the day. You really are an asshole sometime, you know that?!?! *storms out of the room*
Me: Finally. *continues playing video game*


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